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I am told by my half-siblings that they are very charming people now. Not even the older generation in my family provided much of a prototype for wedded bliss.

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Deciding NOT to be married is even harder. Often when we hear about someones marriage ending, it seems like it just happened overnight, but usually the couple has tried everything to stay together, usually for a long time.

I even read one of the accelerator included back when I was still married ….

Yay for you for writing about, and sharing other writers, moments of married frustration. I just saw a play recently called The Beaux Strategm, which yoyr place in It is about your same topic and it is hilarious! One line did stand out for me though: Staying married is the tricky part.

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Not saying that laughter is the key — that just makes it more bearable sometimes. Thank you, as always, for reading and commenting!

OMG this book sounds dangerous! Therefore, I have a history of being freakishly skittish of making said commitments. I stumbled into motherhood, but marriage is still in the air.

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