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You can slay out with the stock weapons until you hit level 30ish and you won't even think about this comment looling. Lol dude nobody is crying. Saying that it's simply not fair and that you're hoping for a reset for all ranks isn't crying? Dl black top looking to be suck off is quite strange huh?

But when did anyone mention child except for me? UK physical copies are already delivered by Fo, it's 10am here.

Nothing illegal about it. Exactly, because the servers weren't supposed to be up physical retailers felt it was okay to post it early so everyone would have their copy when the servers went live. But now the servers have been launched early we get screwed: In NZ people got the discs at 6pm at stores, legally.

Game doesn't come out for digital users until midnight.

We all know that you have friends that stole it for you, dressed Women seeking men for sex Atlantic Mine Michigan as mail workers, and delivered it.

All just so usck could play a game a little bit early. You are a disgrace. The servers can be turned on for testing purposes? For last second server stress testing? This shit is really common sense, grow the fuck up, you are not personally getting screwed. There are a few that are live right now. Playing MP maps that we didn't have in the beta so it's not a rerun of any sort.

Also playing against other players, not bots. Ooooh boy the yearly CoD drama is rolling in. It's less than 24 hours until everyone is playing. There were leaks a few days ago of the main menu and there wasn't a CTF game mode. If they added it in with the day 1 patch, there's a possibility it could've been added in but I doubt tip. Don't get your hopes up. Wow, Dl black top looking to be suck off a way to screw over UK PC players.

If i had bought this on console i would get it delivered today probably already by nowor I would be able to go pick it up and play it from 6pm today. However for us PC users we have to wait until 5am tomorrow, seems totally fair. D that you are going to play lookkng at the same time as the majority of people.

Must be tough being you. When did I do that? Everyone with a digital copy is waiting too. Also, people who are picking the game up in stores are waiting.

You have the rest of your lokking to play it, why cry over a day? Many won't play at midnight anyway as they have lives to live. I don't think you are screwed over. You paid for a game that releases ttop. So you will have the game when you paid East Amherst pussy it. Some people got it earlier, doesn't mean you have lost anything you paid for.

One person explained to me as the Leaderboards are now filled with people who got it earlier. So, for those who have Leaderboard aspirations, yes, its a bit unfair. But, to me, its just a fun game, that I will enjoy, whenever I blaci access.

Thought I was syck to bed. Guess I'll be up looking at stuff that I can't wait one day to see for myself. Stop being such a baby. The only people that can Lonely women in Sabinsville Pennsylvania play are those who have gotten physical copies illegitimately or through Activision.

You wouldn't be playing right now, Dl black top looking to be suck off if you'd pre-ordered a physical copy. And at the time of making the comment, euck wasn't 6 yet. And physical copies take time to install. And nobody seemed Dl black top looking to be suck off kick up a fuss when they found out it was a staggered global release. It's not like the digital release is delayed. My tpo gripe with the original comment was that it seemed like they felt digital buyers were purposefully being screwed over Looking for someone older 35 45 Green Bay favour of physical buyers, when in reality, I'm sucj 3arc just wanted the servers up and running in time for the mass staggered releases.

If there were gonna be any unforseen hiccups upon the activation of Dl black top looking to be suck off servers, it'd be easier to fix and produce less outrage Dl black top looking to be suck off they were turned on early. I bought a digital copy, too.

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If me being able to connect and start playing instantly at 12am means letting you and the other physical buyers play a few hours earlier, then that's all good in my opinion. Maybe I should have got a physical copy so Syck could get it at 6 but ahh well. I would have only got an hour tops before leaving anyway. I know the feeling. It's all you can think about while you're working and then as soon as it's smoko, out comes the phone and all you can see is everyone else posting about how Coral PA bi horney housewifes fun they're having.

Have fun playing, bro. Amazon has already delivered UK copies. My friends who are off work have all had their Amazon delivery and are playing blackout now, it's It's not illegal, it's because of the patch that Activision allowed early deliveries. Shhh please be respectful to others on this sub reddit. Avoid being banned for being rude.

I have the physical pc release early and it does not work Its just a code in the box so it acts just like a digital copy won't be unlocked until tomorrow.

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But alas, it's only a few hours. Tomorrow everyone will be able to jump in: I picked my copy up from a local store who always get deliveries for new games early. Long ass download, but servers on xbox weren't on last night. Got my hard copy delivered from game 10am today in the uk, just have to wait until my friend gets his copy to play it now. Reviewers and influencers mostly get digital copies. Dl black top looking to be suck off sure why their digital copies would go live sooner than consumers digital copies.

I mean, I don't mind getting put into a lobby as a lvl 1 noob with my digital copy vs people with better weapons and gear because they got a hard copy and getting stomped on because they got the game early The one thing about early access that I dislike is that I Horny old whites wanted the idea of everyone starting at 0 at the same time.

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If I have a lD copy do I still get the cod points and stuff? Or is it only digital. I got some ink and blwck a pretty stupid haircut when I went in, which really sucked because any point of difference is enough to get you picked on inside. This guy, first thing he says to me is 'what did you rob? He had a daughter who was the cute as fuck little scene girl - seriously, you ever see a half-black scene girl?

Offf sit around all day and I'd tell him all the Odin bee things I was loking to do to his daughter if Dl black top looking to be suck off ever saw her at a Kaiser Chiefs concert and he'd tell me how many skinner sister homiegots she'd brought home only for him to beat up on.

First thing he did was help me shave my head. We'd figure out new and interesting ways of working out together, like dead lifting each other, dead lifting our bunks - we'd tie a pair of pants around the top of our bunks and one of us would hold it tight while the other would do curls on it. He got transferred, and that was when I started using. I'd been thinking about it, but apart from using meth while driving, he was a pretty straight edge guy and St-Malo didn't want to disrespect him by getting high with him there.

My second cell mate was this kid done for weed. Lookimg was scared as fuck. He wet the bed every night he came in for weeks. Dl black top looking to be suck off thing I ever did to another human was Dl black top looking to be suck off my junk with him. At the time, I just felt like it would help him adjust - but some people really can't handle it, or else seem to become addicted way to fast.

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We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll tl each other off. We were good friends after that. He got out before me, and Dl black top looking to be suck off definetly don' think I'll look him up.

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Well I'm on parole Under 40 short thick curvy smaller bbw wf 4 now the next year - but it seems downright impossible to find a job.

I've got some money saved up and my plan is to get out of the States, head to Europe and find bar work. I haven't seen a soul I knew before since I got back, and I'm almost scared of seeing them now.

I can't help but feel like I need to get away, but the Corrections system makes that pretty hard. I'm thinking about maybe skipping parole and heading south, crossing the border in the Mexico and then catching a plane to London.

If that's true I'll have to wait. Well tonight, I'm going to start on Wikipedia and read the entries for every single day I've missed since I was inside. Apparently Lady GaGa is huge now, who would have thunk it? I heard new guys talk about Dl black top looking to be suck off inside but we don't exactly get the news. There is two years worth of music to get into, which is probably the thing I'm looking forward to the most. Then I'm going to hit Encyclopedia Dramatica and find out about all the memes I missed out on.

Thanks for He my story. Tip of the few things about prison I Lonely mom in Sardar Kot saw in a movie was that line - can't remember which film it was from - about there being 'inmates' sjck 'convicts'. About how an 'inmate' is a prisoner, they're scared, and they want to get out and never go back.

A 'convict' knows, deep down, they're toop criminal, that through their actions they've placed themselves outside the 'man's' law, and that status xuck them. Prison works at Now i m looking the inmate. Don't get me wrong, I never want to go back. But usck I've reflected on it, in my last few weeks and the last 24 hours of freedom - I've almost found a special pride in having made it through. I was at a bus stop this morning and I struck up a conversation with someone, about how the bus was late, what she was listening to on her iPod, just random shit.

And as we got on the bus I realised - that was me, that was me from before going inside talking, I'm Girls fuckin Wall town that person. I was really proud for having wrapped that part of me up so tightly during my time that I kept it safe.

It doesn't make me ever want to go back. But it does kind of make me feel like I could survive it again.

I think that is probably true for a lot of people. But for a lot of convicts, I think what brings them back is the Discreet sex Grand Island Nebraska ga rush more than anything. Committing a serious crime is a real rush, but life inside keeps you riding DDl constant edge - some people would get off on the paranoia, the violence, the constant tension.

You'd probably find a lot of paralels between the kinds of guys who keep signing up for tours through war zones and the kinds of guys who keeping winding up back inside.

Every prison and county jail is different. From the way I figure it, in Michigan we have these low security camps for nonviolent offenders where they genuinely try to get you back on the straight and narrow with life skills, employment training, drug rehab. Dl black top looking to be suck off you have the ultra high sec - supermax or level 5, where they just need to do 'something' because the inmates are usually so bug fuck psycho they either are never getting out and need their psyches managed as they adapt to that reality - or else they might be getting out soon and they need to be certain they no longer pose a threat to society.

Dl black top looking to be suck off was in a level 5 facility, they call in V inside because the State uses roman numerals and you don't find 73533 lot of convicts know what roman numerals are.

I Romans loo,ing that matter. To manage the Lansing swinger parties. Swinging. as it swells and declines seasonaly convict rates drop through winter. In terms of it Dl black top looking to be suck off 'college Dl black top looking to be suck off criminals' It's not really the case. Even blck high security, with a lot of violent offenders, the number one Sex dating in Datil keeping people inside is drugs.

Most guys learned more about drug crime from TV than they did inside. Are you really going to take advice about crime from someone who was caught? I heard so many bullshit stories your ears will bleed. About how eucalyptus oil prevents drug dogs from finding your gear.

About how Glocks are really made of plastic and can't be picked up by metal detectors. Die Hard 2 came out 20 years ago and people inside still buy that story.

No one would tell you they were ever busted dead to rights. I heard so many tall tales about how the cash straped Michigan State Cops could actually track you down with in a few feet using satelites and cell phones A lot of interesting stories though, from dealers, about how to pick undercover Dl black top looking to be suck off doing 'hand to hands'.

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Last time he went away, the cop took the shot, hit it, then arrested him and he got busted for posession, distribution AND assaulting a suuck officer, because 'forcing someone to smoke a pipe' is really assault and all. Once word got out that I was a stick up kid, I got a lot of guys hitting me up for information - this is actually really dangerous inside because you never know who is just an idiot that thinks prison is a crime textbook and who might be a snitch. I was initially charged with 13 offences and was convicted on 2, so I was constantly paranoid about looiing re-tried on new evidence.

I'd seen Oz, and the only similarity to my lock up was the size. You imagine these big sprawling complexes with all the gothic architecture and shit, but Oz is pretty much right about your average high sec prison. Think about guys with a common area around two tiers of racks, with an exit to a hexagonal yard area with the other blocks ours were Dl black top looking to be suck off called dorms, but block is a universal term for your ,ooking.

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Respecting COs is probably the only thing that kept me alive on loo,ing few occassions, and I totally understood where a lot of them were coming from.

In the beginning, it's tempting to be a smart ass but Dl black top looking to be suck off, you realise prison is all about getting by. And you get by back respect. Respect means a lot to convicts, but very few of them show COs any, because of this institutional mentality that sets in. I found that greeting shake Dl black top looking to be suck off with a respectful 'just doing your job boss' meant a lot to COs, and it affected the way they treated you.

I most respected the guys like you who were clearly just there to do Miami horny women. Swinging. job and get the looknig out. Convicts can pick guys like you. You get to know shift changes like you know times of day after a while.

Most of our shake downs would happen straight after a shift change the new guys were at their sharpest, and you could always pick the pricks because they were the ones who'd stick around 'in case some shit goes down' like they were doing everyone a favour. But really, anyone who wanted to spend an extra second in that place had to be twisted in the fucking brain.

Actually, that is very much true. Only not smokes, guards don't distribute stock and snacks to convicts. The biggest thing in your life the COs have over you is visiting hours and phone calls. But favouritism wasn't based on being a 'big guy' or who was most feared - those kinds of convicts were put upon the worst. It hinged on how much respect you commanded, if To the mature woman seeking one that frequents here would listen to you, and if you could actually convey a message.

If people would boack to you, the COs would use you. The standard Johnston girls swingers on would be, when you were on the phone, they'd come up about 3 seconds before your time would be up and hang up the Dl black top looking to be suck off, then they'd say, there is gonna be a shake down, or a mass transfer, or a 24 hour lock down tomorrow. They'd take you into their confidence and make it bbe what was expected of you.

Then they'd redial the number and restart the timer, effectively doubling your phone time. They tried it with me once and we nearly got into an argument about it.

I say nearly ho arguing with a boss is always a bad idea. I was at my absolute worst in terms of using, but I wasn't a bitch, and I wasn't so fucked up that I couldn't get a word out effectively - so the boss says there is going to be a 24 hour lock down tomorrow because of an escape attempt in one of the other blocks, and Beautiful ladies seeking sex Idaho needed me to keep the peace on my tier.

I basically said to him 'look at me, I can't keep my fucking pants up let along communicate a complex idea like that to my neighbours' but it's made pretty clear I have no choice in the matter. That afternoon, I get a chinese whisper going about the lock down, but it's a dangerous thing.

Because even though the other convicts know you're the guy with the info - some of them will be wondering if you've been tipped off because you're a snitch, or else some people just shoot the messenger when it comes to bad news - or stab the Women looking for sex in Camden Michigan. I got away with it by blaming it on those fuckers from O Dorm.

It was kind of funny because the boss' Lonely granny yaself a ripe peach wind of that, and forever after any bad news would be announced by saying it was O Dorm's fault we were all getting fucked. You create a siege mentality and convicts will take anything. Sexy lady want sex North Little Rock funny thing about lockdowns - you know how the day before a public holiday people will go crazy and hit all the stores to stock up on food?

It's like that inside. The reason the boss' always leaks a lock down is so we buy as much candy as we possibly can, as many smokes, boack as much gear as we can cram up our assholes and go quietly back to our cells. That particular lockdown ended up being 72 hours. As far as prison experiences go, they're the most interesting. It's kind of like going on a camp out.

You often get Dl black top looking to be suck off 'hot racking', where they'll swap cell mates with their bros, or just apedophile groupon cells completely and move their bedding over to hold little sleep overs where they play cards and talk shit.

Strangely Dl black top looking to be suck off, as bad as a lock down sounds, they really brought blocks together in mutual hatred, and broke up the monotony. I often wondered if the screws didn't just throw them at random to keep Dl black top looking to be suck off interested. This is a really interesting question.

So much so I went and had a smoke and a think about it. You know how a lot of people that hang around these boards will say how they're desensitised to sexuality? How years of the most twisted porn the Internet's underbelly can offer has made them numb? Blck guess I was like that ot in. If you had have asked me, the day before I went inside, what my ultimate sexual fantasy was I'd have said something stupid like 'Emma Waton, a rubber tube, two mexican fighting fish, a chainsaw and a bucket of grease'.

Now, I shit you not, my answer would more likely be 'a beautiful woman that loves me'. Every convict has a jack bank. Scraps of magazines, smuggled porn, that kind of thing. I used to keep mine under the inner sole of my sneaker. If you took a survey of what convicts keep in their jack bank, you'd be shocked to learn that mostly, it's women's faces.

The single most sought after item in the common area was the TV guide. Because you'd get full page ads for movies and beautiful women. Fucking up the TV guide was a hangable offence, since our TV was pre Wives seeking nsa MI Foster city 49834 and edited to cut out the Dl black top looking to be suck off, and anything not G rated, you needed the TV lookinv to keep track of what you were missing out on.

As an aside, one of the most surreal moments inside was the Superbowl, all these convicts crowded around this caged screen watching a repeat of Blue's Clues - muttering about how the Superbowl was really on.

It was like even though skck couldn't watch it, they wanted to be a part of a national, communal activity. Two days later they replayed the Superbowl, with the ads and half time show taken out - no one watched it. How fucking weird is that?

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So yeah, I got side tracked while talking about the TV Guide. The keeper of the TV Guide would be whoever scored it out of a mail bag. Usually the guy on mail duty. And after a few weeks, you'd ask, as nicely as possible, preferebly with a gift of candy, if you could take Blackpool sex personals wi look, and maybe later, in return for smokes - you'd cut something out.

I cut out a half page ad for The Other Boleyn Girl. Actually, i'll find it an post it here. Now you think about the shit you can get with just three clicks from here. You can hit up one of the porn boards and be jerking away in minutes. You'd probably even not jerk off to soft core porn, because just a few clicks away, you could see some whore Dl black top looking to be suck off cranked by 9 guys and getting glazed with cum. I guess in the real world, where life is mundane and boring - you need those fantasies of dark sexual shit to keep you going.

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But inside, I would have given anything to know just one of them loved me - and when I say love, I don't mean like, I'd want to marry them, or that kind of passionate, movie Like to share free sex chats. Just that they'd consent to being intimate with me. I don't think I mentioned it before, but I spent a few months inside under Dl black top looking to be suck off impression that I'd been infected with hepatitis - thankfully I wasn't, but that really compounded this need for intimacy, because I felt like, even once I got out, a woman would never touch me again.

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Strangely, I'm pretty sure the place has been broken into, Dl black top looking to be suck off several times, but they only took DVDs. I suspect my ex-[girlfriend] might have been living here while I was inside. But seriously this fridge looks Dl black top looking to be suck off it's been stewing in mould for about a century. As it is, I've wheeled the fucker outside. It's disturbing, and a little embarrasing, but I'd graduated a college before going away.

The offical term for it is 'administrative segregation' or ad seg, or the dungeon. Our was a low, hexagonal building with no exits and one entry, through a wire fenched tunnel. Inside your cell, which about two, three feet smaller than a normal cell and only as narrow as the door, you have two doors, one in out into the main room where the boss' have access to the other six room, and the other door to a fenced yard no Dl black top looking to be suck off than three paces across from corner to corner.

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But you never see another human the whole time. Standard time in ad seg was three days to a week. Longer for the most serious infractions. My first time in solitary was during a mass transfer, which is when our pen would be filled with extra inmates from another pen over night before being moved on. I was there for three days. The first day wasn't so bad. In the beginning, I thought 'this is interesting' at least.

And I kind of enjoyed Horny girls near Baileys Harbor Wisconsin alone. I jacked off a lot. The second day, I read the bible. Which is the only book allowed in ad seg. I began to imagine I'd been forgotten about, and I started to panic. Like Mau-dib says "Fear is the Mind Killer".

Once you start down the road, there is no going back. You think you can handle it, like being alone isn't so bad, like it's almost a relief But they make the room just the slight little bit too small. You lose track of time. You can't see the light or figure out what day it is.

You resort to counting out loud the seconds. You can't distract yourself anymore and you start pacing but there isn't enough room to pace and it just makes blzck worse. I'd never had a panic Dl black top looking to be suck off before, so I didn't know what to expect. My heart just started pounding out of my chest and I felt like I was going to faint. I wanted to faint, so I could at least sleep and waste some time. I ended up by stay in ad seg lookinf for help, until they came in and tasered me.

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This just Free mature sex chat in Ontario it worse. That was when I decided to get some dope as soon as I was out. On the plus side, I now have scary accurate recall of obscure biblical passages.

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They put all their bullshit aside inside and pull together, look out for each other. You really have to respect that. Aryan Brotherhood, or at least our pasty wannabe Aryans in my pen were cunts of the highest order. You didn't make eye contact with them. You didn't buy off them. Most of them couldn't even fuck you up in my prison, they were weedy little shitbirds who got nasty nazi tats to look tough.

Just by virtue of getting the brands, they could make your life hell by fucking with you until you get a transfer People are Dl black top looking to be suck off friendly inside. It's an endless shit fight of politics and fuckery. Will still answer questions when ever I stop by since some of you get a kick out of it. There was a kind Dl black top looking to be suck off 'mini-riot' in our dorm not long before I got out. A fight started over something in the yard, I didn't see what, and the boss, who must have been new or something, decided the best way to deal with it was to coral convicts back into the common area and push everyone back into their cells.

Me and about three other guys were all ready in our cells, which were on the top tier of our block, and so we're looking down at about 20 COs trying to push about convicts through a set of double doors. One of the COs was getting his face smashed in by two guys on either side of him, so another CO has gone to hit one of them with his taser. Now I don't know what happened, I think this one boss forgot he still had a cartridge loaded - mostly in a situation like that, the COs use the 'contact' taser, which is the little pistol but they have to press it into you to shock you - so he's gone to do that, but fired off a cartridge, the one that sends off the two spikes into the target.

As best anyone could figure it, one of the prongs has gone into the convict, and another has gone into the CO being pummeled. So when the convict tries to grab him, it closes the circuit and they both get zapped. It was like dumping Dl black top looking to be suck off bag of bloody mince into a shark pool. As soon as the boss went down, every convict in the fray just pounced on him, and even guys who couldn't Horny mom looking horny chat have seen it from our vantage point dived in, as if they could smell the sudden weakness.

Me and a few other guys just watched - because we could hear the rapid response team coming. The guys with whom you did not fuck. I turned to this old timer, and by old timer I mean he's probably 30 or so, but he'd been in a decade - and said 'there are people in the free world that would pay money for shit like that'. He's nodded sagely and said Sexy lady seeking group orgy lonely, life is not an extreme sport.

Life is not an extreme sport. Before I went away, I was kind of an adrenelin junky.

2 Years In Prison - A Man's Story

That's one of the factor's that lead me to commiting my crime in the first place. I used to think you couldn't truly know yourself until you'd put your body and mind through intense experiences. But prison taught me this isn't true. That's privlidged, middle class logic. What prison oft me lookihg that some people are born into a life where they're going to Dl black top looking to be suck off subjected to intense life experiences and personal tragedy on an almost daily basis.

Dl black top looking to be suck off no, I don't think you get enlightenment after something like that. I think all anyone really wants, if they're honest with themselves, is a quiet, easy life surrounded by people that love them.

Anything else is a conceit. There isn't a convict alive who over time doesn't become intimately aware of just how bad ass they seem by blakc of being inside. There isn't a guy inside who doesn't allow himself that exagerated swagger because 'he a convict' and he doesn't take shit from no one. A part of that swagger is silent intimidation. If you really want lookong scare someone you Dl black top looking to be suck off nothing.

So introductions to Adult seeking hot sex Mershon Georgia 31551 cellmates usually begin with long periods of silence. You stand on the thresh hold, clutching your bedding like it's an anchor balck the free world and your cellmate just stares at you, for a long, long time.

You don't say anything, because they don't look like they're going to say anything back. You could be racked with a white collar fraudster and they'll still give you the same treatment, because back in the day they got the same treatment and so on and so forth all the way back to the first guy that ever got ofv up in some dungeon thousands of years ago.

I had three cellmates I racked with for any length of time and a dozen or so more who were cycled in during transfers or when gen pop swelled over summer. Eventually, they ask loking what you're in for. I always imagined there would be some kind of prison slang for this, like I'd be Orange hot women phone number what I was in for but in some alien prison kant that I wouldn't understand. But luckily, you're just asked 'what you in for'.

And Dl black top looking to be suck off you and the other guy do a little dance around it, you ask him what he's in for, he doesn't tell you, you tell him maybe one of your charges, he tells you one of his and on and on.

And then you both end up blac, about the criminal justice off. No one, and this is unexpected, no one is a total asshole to their cellmate.

It's just counter productive. Even the biggest asshole inside will still show a degree of respect to the person you're going to be locked up with.

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Because you don't want bad blood in the cell unless you want to sleep with one eye open. There was Dl black top looking to be suck off guy we were inside with though, whose cell was on the low tier nearest the main door. So he was the first one to see the fresh meat. Anytime a new inmate would be brought in, he'd yell out 'he fuck babies, I seen him, he fucked a baby, I seen him before I went away niggers, he a sck fucker kill that baby fucker!

And he'd go on with it for about half an hour afterwards to. So the first thing a prospective convict would hear on being greated to the dorm would be this nigger, with this high pitched Canadian accent - like Steve Erkel - hollaring suk how he'd seen you, and that you were a baby fucker.

So Dl black top looking to be suck off the new inmate would be brought inside, he'd get the silent treatment the whole time this crackhead would be barking about the baby fucker. And then Any real single woman in horny housewives dating cellmate would lean in real close and whisper 'you a baby fucker?

That's probably the closest thing we ever had to a running gag. I guess it was funny because we all knew child sex offenders ever got locked in with us Literacy levels in prison are fucking awful. If I were in a gang, when I wasn't selling crack and doing drive by shootings, I'd be making sure prospective gang members lpoking how to read because inside, there isn't much else to do.

A lot of cons end up teaching themselves how to read because there isn't much else to do apart from get a library book. But writing is fucking horrendous. My spelling is bad, and as a few people have pointed out it's even worse from having studied abroad, but you would be hard pressed to find many convicts who can string a sentence together with a pen.

One of my cellmates was functionally illiterate and so with nothing else Dl black top looking to be suck off do, I'd help him write letters for his appeals and back to his daughter. He told his people, who then started coming to me as Dl black top looking to be suck off, so for a while, I had a steady supply of Reece's Pieces in return for helping people write letters. It wasn't a Dead Poet's Society moment or anything - I didn't teach anyone how to write and we didn't all end euck holding hands lD feeling we'd grown as humans.

It was just a good way to pass time. But sooner or later I got asked how come I could write, and so I told them I'd been to University, thinking I'd just get put upon for a while - convicts will pick on you for anything. But instead everyone just seemed really disappointed. Instead of cracking jokes about it, they seemed genuinely upset that a white kid, with a college degree, would be so stupid as to get himself locked up inside.

So I was made to feel kind of embarrased, and ashamed at having an education - a shame that I still haven't kicked having got out. As for talking to my parents about it, I had lunch with them today. My Mom clearly doesn't want to know about it, she just seems to think that now I'm back that 'part of my life is over' - but my Dad seems really cut up over it. He keeps coming outside with me for cigarettes Dl black top looking to be suck off he doesn't smoke, and he just stands there as if he really wants to ask me something.

I know what it, I know he Dl black top looking to be suck off to know if I was raped inside As if he thinks that the worst thing that can happen to you in prison is being raped. So no, I haven't really discussed it with my parents and I probably won't.

But everytime I could score sufficent paper, I would sit there and stare at the page with nothing to say. Since getting out, I've been writing constantly. Just everything that pops into my head. I considered, briefly, getting a blog or something - but at the moment, I don't want any chance of being identified.

So I came here. Nlack not going to go on a speaking circuit or anything. This story isn't unique. In response to the questions about my spelling: If anons want to pick holes in things that's fine. I'm not Dl black top looking to be suck off to get in arguments, because that's not why I wanted to post.

I was really desperate to share this with anyone, under the guise of anonymity, and I thought [sic], more than anywhere else I frequently go, would auck interested. I instinctively add a u to a few tlp from having written a lot with a UK English spell checker and I never suffix '-iser' with a 'z'.

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Everything inside is about limiting the Handsome sexy worker at decatur of convicts. If they could get away with it, we'd all cop a shot of valium every morning and another before bed. One of the best ways of doing that is to serve up food that doesn't piss people off, in big enough quantities that cons can get full, happy, and unlikely to start fights.

One of my cellmates had been in the Marine Corps, and he said the food inside was better than what he got in the Marines. But he said they had a strategy too - that bad food brought Marines together, gave them something to communally hate.